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An enamel ornament of a red, white, and silver candy cane sharpened at one end, surrounded by a green banner that reads "DON'T FUCK WITH THE HOLIDAYS".

Don't Fuck with the Holidays Candy Cane Shiv Ornament

$26.33 CAD

$4 flat US shipping / free US shipping for orders $50 and up

Free gift for first-time customers - no code needed

Remember the candy cane shiv? You could definitely put an eye out with one of those things.

Warn the grinches in your life that you take holiday cheer seriously - this is an ornament with just the right blend of sugar and spice.

Pirate-friendly, silver metal version. Comes in a keepsake box with magnetic closure, to keep your enamel ornament safe and cozy for years to come.

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